3.5

DVD Review: Extraterrestrial

Having planned to spend a quiet, romantic weekend at her divorced parents' cabin in the woods, April (Brittany Allen) is less than impressed when boyfriend Kyle (Freddie Stroma) invites douchebag best bud Seth...
4.0

Movie Review: Blackhat

Movies about computer hackers, well, they tend to…kinda suck. I mean hacking isn’t really a spectator sport, is it? Which is why every movie ever made about hackers features the same ludicrous stereotypes;...
1.0

Movie Review: The Boy Next Door

When he won the Oscar for his role in Hannah And Her Sisters, Michael Caine famously was unable to pick up his wee gold man as he was in the Caribbean shooting Jaws: The Revenge, a film so awful it prompted...
3.0

Movie Review: Inherent Vice

In physics, an inherent vice is the tendency in physical objects to deteriorate because of the fundamental instability of the components of which they are made, as opposed to deterioration caused by external...
2.0

DVD Review: Scar Tissue

It’s been twenty years since a heavily armed police SWAT team led by the hard-bitten Snowdon (Shaun Dingwall) brutally ended serial child murderer Edward Jansen’s (Pete Lee-Wilson) reign of terror,...
4.5

DVD Review: Gone Girl

You know the story already. How could you not? You don't? Where have you been living? A cave? Here it is, spoiler free: Guy’s beautiful, perfect wife goes missing on their wedding anniversary. Wife’s diary...
3.0

DVD Review: The Guvnors

In the wasteland of lazy, lairy, Charlie Big Potatoes, Mockney geezer, bish-bash-bosh, Brit crime flicks beloved by Engerland's Stella-swilling aging lads it almost seems a no-brainer that some crafty blighter...
2.0

Movie Review: Wandering Rose

Folks, if you’re planning a holiday, whether it’s a hunting trip, a romantic getaway, an adventure with the Brownies, a shortcut through Death Valley or a boozy stag party in the wilderness, never, EVER,...
3.0

DVD Review: Stalingrad

1942. With the superior Nazi forces rolling through Russia, the besieged city of Stalingrad will see the fate of the world decided as the beleaguered Soviet forces throw everything they have at the German...