Latest: Knight Of The Dead gets UK release date Simon Fitzjohn June 11, 2013 Latest News and Videos 1 Comment 4162 Medieval zombie romp (yep, you read that right) Knight Of The Dead will hit DVD shelves in the UK on July 1, it has been announced. Released by Signature Entertainment, a trailer has popped up showing just what gut-muncher fans can expect from this opus, and it seems to be a cheap-and-cheerful approach, some corny dialogue and plenty of entertaining on-screen carnage. The plot seems interesting enough – a band of crusading knights, escorting the holy grail through a valley of black death, happening upon an outbreak of the undead, so we shall certainly give this a watch. Directed by Mark Atkins, who has worked on the likes of Jack The Giant Killer and the Haunting Of Winchester House, the horror flick stars the likes of Feth Greenwood, Dylan Jones and Lee Bennett. One Response steve July 7, 2013 Worst movie of the year !! None of the following bothered to turn up -Script, plot, acting, costumes, budget Even the f**king scenery didn’t bother appearing on this movie. Colour ?, Black and White ? – Nope the whole thing is just a yucky shade of grey. My wife fell asleep 2 minutes into this and woke up with 1 minute to go Did i miss anything ? – Nope For those of you really interested here’s the plot Hello i’ve come to collect the Holy grail oh all right here it is – please leave my pizza over there Thanks, bye then – you can die now (even though you looked fine when we arrived) Must have been the anchovies ! Couple of banal lines,random murder of a baddie, make a lifelong enemy (some fat bloke who seems to be able to run marathons alongside his grandad – no problem catching up with the others at all wrong turn into zombie land – in spite of the large ‘Watch out for the zombies’ notice – probably in Welsh Bit of Michael Jackson lookalike thing going on – randon eating of healthy armored fit young lads by shuffling white painted ARRGHHH OHHH “i’m a zombie” types. Priest bloke – says well bye then and walks across the deadly snow covered mountains – white made a pleasant change from the interminable grey. finds a horse – like you do Goes down the pub – film over Wasn’t even much of a holy grail as these things go – says it all
steve July 7, 2013 Worst movie of the year !! None of the following bothered to turn up -Script, plot, acting, costumes, budget Even the f**king scenery didn’t bother appearing on this movie. Colour ?, Black and White ? – Nope the whole thing is just a yucky shade of grey. My wife fell asleep 2 minutes into this and woke up with 1 minute to go Did i miss anything ? – Nope For those of you really interested here’s the plot Hello i’ve come to collect the Holy grail oh all right here it is – please leave my pizza over there Thanks, bye then – you can die now (even though you looked fine when we arrived) Must have been the anchovies ! Couple of banal lines,random murder of a baddie, make a lifelong enemy (some fat bloke who seems to be able to run marathons alongside his grandad – no problem catching up with the others at all wrong turn into zombie land – in spite of the large ‘Watch out for the zombies’ notice – probably in Welsh Bit of Michael Jackson lookalike thing going on – randon eating of healthy armored fit young lads by shuffling white painted ARRGHHH OHHH “i’m a zombie” types. Priest bloke – says well bye then and walks across the deadly snow covered mountains – white made a pleasant change from the interminable grey. finds a horse – like you do Goes down the pub – film over Wasn’t even much of a holy grail as these things go – says it all
